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- Hello, everyone! I'm Tetsuo! - I'm Shibari!
- I'm Pyocho! - And I'm Shime!
- Oh, hi, everyone! Happy New Year! - Happy New Year!
- Happy New Year!
- What's going on? - The air is so tight in here!
That was some tense stuff!
Before I explain what's going on, I'm like, "Stop it, Kamosu."
It's like we're in a war zone right now!
Well, we weren't able to pull off this year's fortune-telling.
So instead, we thought of a "fortune-telling of fortune-telling" plan.
- These cards here are all fortune-telling cards. - All of them!
You can use them however you like.
So we're going to do some fortune-telling right now.
Each of you will write what will happen if you get it right.
- Huh?! - That's a good way of saying it.
- If you get it right... - If you get it right...
- Um... you can do that. - That's right.
- I see, I see. - It's fun, isn't it?
- It's fun when you get it right. - So for example...
Wow, I want to eat meat.
Meat, eat.
You'll get two pairs of cards like this.
And in the end, you'll all "shuffle" them.
You'll throw away your fortune-telling cards.
And the moment you get it right...
Wow, I want to eat meat.
Yay! Yay!
So unlike normal fortune-telling, you'll be happy the moment you throw it away.
- That's right. - Oh, I see.
On the contrary, you'll be happy the moment you give it away and say "I love you."
- But we're not going to do that this time. - I see!
- This is what happens when you first throw it away. - Yes, yes.
So you'll be double-happy when you "shuffle" your fortune-telling cards.
- Oh! - You'll be double-happy.
- That's a wonderful way of saying it. - So...
- Can I say it? - Yes!
What if you say "I'll pay you back for three months" when you give it away?
- You can do that. - What?
- "I'll pay you back for three months" - You can do it.
- "I'll pay you back for three months" - You can do it!
- That's crazy. - But you can pay me back for five months.
- That's right. You can all pay me back for five months. - That's right.
- What? What? You're scaring me! - I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
- You're being too serious! - I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
- That "Q and A" wasn't necessary at all. - That's right.
- You can cut it out. - I was wondering what you were saying.
- I'm sorry. - Fortune-telling! Fortune-telling!
We have 40 cards here, so we'll split one person into 10.
- An opera! - Yes.
- You'll make an opera and mix it up. - Yes.
- If you're left with a joker, you can do a little punishment game. - A little punishment game.
- If you're left with a joker, you'll be decopinned. What do you think? - Wow!
- I don't like that! - I don't like that!
You'll say "joke" after you're decopinned.
- You'll say "joke" while you're decopinned. - That's right.
- Wow, I'm embarrassed. - I'm a little embarrassed.
- It's too tough. - That's right.
Let's have fun and receive rewards, but let's do our best not to leave a joker behind.
I feel nervous when I sit down for a while.
I'm looking forward to it.
I'm so happy that this will happen.
I want to get as many as possible.
That's right.
This is a mess.
I mixed it well.
Let's mix it first.
One, two...
Surprisingly, it doesn't match.
This is a little...
I'm not happy about this attack.
Three days of short-sleeved shirts.
This is terrible!
This is a little...
Are you kidding me?
Don't do it!
I'm glad you came out first.
This is "unfair".
Do you have one?
Zero.
I'm happy!
Do you have one?
Here you are.
One week of silver full-length tights.
Do you have one?
This is a little...
It's too much.
I thought it would match at first.
I'll give you one.
Diet, I guess.
No rice for three years.
It's totally fine, isn't it?
It's a diet.
My great predecessor, Mr. Hajime,
hasn't eaten rice for a year this year.
With respect for that,
let's do about half of it.
I see.
I'll give you another one.
Full-length short-sleeved short pants.
Pants, gloves, okay.
Short-sleeved short pants until March ends.
Short-sleeved shorts are barely allowed.
Short-sleeved shorts are not allowed.
This is orange.
This is not brown.
This is orange.
I'll give you one more.
Makeup for a week.
I see.
This is a little funny.
I'll read it the other way around.
Do you have one?
I don't have one.
It's a happy Trump.
I don't like anything so far.
It's amazing that you don't have a reward.
I have ten of them.
I'm proud of you!
- I have ten of them! - Thank you!
- Here you go. - Okay.
I was thinking of this one...
I see...
- I'll take it. - Okay, okay.
Here I go.
I'll take this one, too.
Oh, oh, oh...
- I don't think it's that one. - Okay.
I'll take this one.
- Oh! - Oh!
- Thank you very much! - You got it!
You wrote me such a nice present...
A super expensive melon!
- Yeah! - Thank you!
- Yay! - It's lovely!
- It's wonderful, Shibays! - It's so lovely!
- Oh, thank you! - Oh, thank you!
Oh, I wonder how long this happiness will last...
- I'm so happy we can receive this much! - My heart is pounding...
- I'm so proud of you! - Thank you!
I want to pay you back, princess.
- Here! - Ah...
How unfortunate...
What do you want me to do for you?
Nothing.
Nothing?
Huh?
We don't have enough.
What's wrong?
We don't have enough.
Your face looks sad.
I'm not happy about this.
We don't have enough, do we?
Huh?
30 years of one-shot jokes on sub-channel.
It's tough.
This is funny.
It's funny.
It might sell well.
What do you mean?
Well...
Is it a joker?
I don't like it.
It's not a joker.
It's a joker.
You're very reliable.
Really?
It's like a big city.
You took a step and said, "Let's go this way."
That means this card in the back is definitely different.
Thank you very much.
I didn't have it.
I recommend it.
Do you recommend it?
I recommend it.
Really? Thank you very much.
I'll pick up a happy card.
It's a good card.
I want to try it.
Here you are, Mr. Shibai.
It's a little bit of this card.
It's a lot of one-sidedness.
That face is scary.
That's not good.
This hand is the most important card for humans psychologically.
It's a joker.
Don't you take it?
Do you want me to take it?
I don't have it.
I'll recommend you what I just got.
It's a good card.
Oh, I see.
Be careful.
I'll leave you one bad card.
I don't think you'll win if you have this many cards.
You picked up a card like this again.
It's a good reward.
It's amazing.
- Oh! - Oh, is it all together?
- It's coming together! - Wow, that's nice.
But I'm sad about how this will be applied.
- I'm sad. - This is it.
- One reward removed. - Ouch!
- Well, you can choose this later. - Oh!
- I see. - It's a little sad, isn't it?
- It's a little sad. - Even though you have a reward.
- It's a shame. - It's a shame.
- Wow, I feel sorry for you. - You have to remove it.
- It's a shame. - It's a shame.
- It's a shame! - It's a shame!
- Oh! - It's a shame!
- I'll go with this one. - Okay.
- Oh! - You'll each receive 100,000 yen from others!
- Oh! - Oh!
- Yay! - Yay!
- I'm happy! - I'm happy!
- I'm so happy! - I'm so happy!
- Oh! - Oh!
- 100,000 yen! 100,000 yen! 100,000 yen! - 100,000 yen!
- That's great! - That's awesome!
- I removed it! I removed it! - I wanted to remove it, but...
- Damn it!
- Oh! - It's all here!
- I'm so happy!
- I feel like I'm happy! - I feel like I'm happy!
- It's hard to find something that makes you cry like this. - Yeah.
- Oh! - Oh!
- Two months. - Five days. - Five days.
- Five days!
- What is this? Is this from Ushimata-san?
- Is this from Ushimata-san?
- Two months?!
- Eh, is Go-us-san here? - Yes, he is.
- Is Go-us-san here? - He's here.
- Was Go-us-san here for a month? - Was Go-us-san here for a month?
- Was he that steady?
- It seems like Go-us-san and Ryo-san became Go - us-san for two months.
- I don't know... I think we should stop playing that game.
- I'll go.
- Huh? Are you too happy?
- Well, I think this might be popular again.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Here it is.
- Oh, you stopped it. - It's strong!
- Is it a bluff? - No, I'm going to pull this one!
- Which one is it? - I don't know!
- This guy won't come back, will he? - Let's leave it here for now.
- That was close!
- He took it away from me! - That's nice of you, Yo-san.
- I wonder what it is. - I'll be healthy!
- 10km of running every day for a month! - Congratulations on your health!
- Goas running! - Goas running!
- Goas, goas, goas! - Goas, goas, goas!
- Wait a minute. Three and a half days, right? - Yeah.
- One week off, right? - Yeah.
- 10km of running every day for a month! - Isn't Goas off?
- No, Goas is running. - Goas is off.
- To be honest, this is all fate, but...
- Kuro is crazy. - There's one crazy Kuro.
- Go as you like. - Okay.
- Oh, oh, oh, oh. I see.
- Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay!
- Yes! - Dang it!
- Yes! - You're happy now, huh?
- I'm not happy about this anymore. - Turn around!
- Mocafei Store.
- It's true. - Random.
- Yes! - Yes! Okay! Let's go!
- I'm surprised. - Huh?
- To be honest, I said I wasn't in the mood for this.
- This is...
- Goas running every day for a month.
- It's not Goas running.
- It's Gochan, Gochan. - Oh, Gochan!
- Hurry up and eat!
- No, I was in a hurry. I go to a good high school for more than an hour.
- This is Goas running every day for a month. - This is too scary.
- I don't know where I heard it from.
- Did you put it in? - I put it in.
- Oh, I see. - I'm happy. - I'm happy.
- I won't give it to you. - I didn't mix it up.
- I put it in here.
- That means...
- This is... - It's dangerous.
- Oh? - Oh, Ryo-san, is it over now?
- Eh? - I did it!
- Foie gras... I got 100g! - Yeah!
- Amazing!
- Foie gras, 100g... - I can't see it because it's small, but...
- What is "a week's money life"? - Eh?
- Ah! - Is it me?
- Wing? - It's "wing".
- Piton? - It's "wing" Ryo.
- Isn't it amazing that you can run even if you have wings? - Isn't it amazing?
- It's amazing that you can fly. - Isn't it amazing that you can become popular?
- Isn't it amazing?
- Break it like this. Break it like this. - Ahaha!
- It's so cool! - Ahaha!
- What is this project? - Ahaha!
- Well, Ryo-san, you're done with "a week's money life". - Yeah, I'm done with "a week's money life".
- This is a big deal. - It's a big deal.
- Well, you have no choice but to withdraw it.
- Ahaha! - Eh? Wait a minute.
- It's dangerous. - Eh?
- It's dangerous. - Yes!
- It's nothing! - Eh?
- Isn't it amazing? - There's a yakuza.
- Ahaha!
- There's someone who's going beyond the line. - Ahaha!
- It's all here. - Oh!
- Don! - With "a week's money life",
- I changed my iPhone 12 Pro Max to a new model. - Wow! That's great!
- Yay! - Yay!
- This is what I wanted! - Yay!
- You're the only one who's gone mad. - Ahaha!
- Alright, I think I've got it. - This is it!
- Ah, it's all here! - Oh!
- Here you go. - Yes, here it is.
- "Gunpla All Paint Live Streaming"! - Damn it!
- Eh? - Wait a minute.
- Eh? What's this? What's going on? - It's a terrible time.
- Eh? Wait a minute. - Eh?
- "All Paint Live Streaming", I wish I could win this somehow.
- Wait a minute! This is... - Eh? The worst time?
- Um... Yeah.
- Well, we're all here now, so... - Yeah.
- One month! Half a year!
- Idiot!
- I have a quote for you. - Okay.
- "Is it a nip or an outerwear outside?"
- "I'm a pervert."
- "I'm a pervert for one month." - That's gross.
- What's going on?
- What's with that face of yours?
- What's going on?! What's "an outerwear"?
- Well, if you're in a bad mood, you can wear an outerwear.
- It's a long coat, right? - Yeah.
- I think you're in trouble. - I think you're in trouble.
- This is bad. - I feel like I'm going to lose a month.
- Can you give me ten minutes of rest?
- Oh no! I feel like I'm going to do anything.
- I think you can do anything.
- You can do anything. - You can do anything.
- That's helpful.
- I think I know what this is.
- This is it. - I'm getting excited.
- I'm not in a bad mood right now, so I'll wear it.
- I'm done.
- I'm full of wisdom.
- Wait, is this the day we posted the video? - Yeah.
- There's a lot of people here.
- Today?!
- Wait, I'm not wearing blue right now.
- Okay, okay, okay.
- He left right away.
- That means...
- We're all here.
- Yeah. - We're all here, Buchan!
- Wow!
- Well, well, well, well. - Shibayu is too strong today!
- I'm tired! - Shibayu, what's with that shadow?
- I think you know everything now. - I just said it for the first time.
- I'm ready. - Yes.
- Gift. Shibayu's current reward is... - A dream ball.
- Look, look, look. I knew someone would write this, so I was always there. Who wrote this?
- Shibayu. - You again!
- What? - I can't eat melon, can I?
- No, you can't. - No, you can't.
- Ugh, stop it. - You know what? I've been listening to you for a while and I'm getting excited. Hang in there!
- Hang in there! - Look, we're all Shibayu today.
- We're not forgiven, and we're not good. - No, we're not.
- You're only bothering me, I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
- This card is cheating no matter what. - No, Shibayu is definitely not here.
- This is dirty. - Well, it's current, so it can be thrown away at first or when it's bad.
- So I thought it was barely okay. - So this is a whole dream ball now?
- I feel bad for the dream ball. - So if you have all the cards now, it's Shibayu for now.
- This is Shibayu. - Yes, it's Shibayu.
- Check. - Yes.
- A month later.
- A world war between Goas and Kyon. - Goas and Kyon.
- So, Tetsuya's last card is... - Joker.
- Ah, I lost! - Tetsuya lost!
- Let's review it. - Yes.
- Tetsuya-san who lost. - Yes.
This video was uploaded at 2am.
You have to go to a satisfaction shop.
- But you can get 100,000 yen as a gift. - Yes.
You can get a Gunpla you like.
You can watch this video live.
- It's a little long and difficult. - It's just a matter of time.
- Tetsuya-san lost. - Penalty game!
- I can't say a joke after losing. - Yes.
- We'll play it now. - It's hot!
- Tetsuya-san. - Yes.
- I got 100g of foie gras. - Yes.
- Congratulations. - Yes.
On top of that, I'll have wings for a week.
I'll have wings for a month.
I'll go on a school trip.
- I'll be healthy every day. - That's amazing.
- This is the least amount of food you can eat. - It's the least amount of food you can eat.
And I'll have foie gras for two months.
It's a long time.
- This is pretty tough. - It's tough.
As for me...
- First of all, I'm 30 years older than Sabu-chan. - That's amazing.
And there's one more thing.
- It's a special card. - It's of no use to me.
And this is a problem.
I've been working for a month.
From now on, you won't be able to see my clothes for that month.
I'm glad I got rid of the free line.
- You don't have to show it. - That's right.
- It's amazing. - You don't have to show it.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Well, I said it, so I have no choice but to do it.
I'll do my best.
And last, Shibai-san.
First of all, you can do solo sub-channel.
Yes.
And with 10 times the cost, you can update your iPhone 12 Pro Max daily.
And you can post a little video every day in March.
You will be presented with a very high memo.
Wow, I'm happy.
And you can get one reward.
This is a little sad.
You can get one of these.
Yes.
However, all of it will be transferred to Yumemaru-san.
That's too bad.
Don't make a weird card.
Stop it.
By the way, because it's Yumemaru, you can get a big one here, right?
You can show it and erase it.
No, I just post it here every day.
Well, that's right.
That's right.
Wow, it's gone.
Yes.
Thank you!
Wow!
Damn it!
I'm glad it wasn't me.
Wow!
He's a great luck.
Yes.
That's true.
Yumemaru is a great luck.
And Shibuya-san will be rewarded with...
Finally, I said this.
Yes.
One month reward.
Everyone, if you have a friend who said "what happened?"
Please tell them to watch this video.
Thank you.
This year, we will have it somehow.
Especially Yumemaru-san, I hope you have a good year.
To be honest, I don't think I'm going to die this year.
The punishment game.
Yay!
I lost.
You lost.
Well, I'll do it.
Oh, I'm scared.
It hurts normally, doesn't it?
This is how you do it.
I know.
Isn't the pressure of the arm crazy?
It's normal to go like this.
This guy goes like this.
His fingers are too long.
Too long.
I think it's karate.
Ah!
It hurts too much!
Ah!
It's friction.
Ah!
It's friction!
Forehead.
Burn, burn!